I"m a broke as mother fucker now.

By Darren
Yes as the title goes...
I truly am..

Don't believe?? Check out my snapshot of my bank account..





Awesome ay??
I can get a negative on my account.. awesome shit..

So lets check the fridge and see what i got left..... oh yeah NOTHING..
==


GGGGGG

Alright so i got out my small change bag.
Lets see..

Alright got like 6 bucks..
Bought 2 packets of big as noodles
which shud last me 2 meals..

Considering i don't eat lunch.

MMMM...
4 sausages 1 pasta and 1 small packet of mee goreng.

Yup so Darren can still live for about 1 day and a half then he will STARVE to death..
How awesome..


zzzzzz

Lol..
But no matter what happens! I WILL SURVIVE!!!
ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!

lol..

Reply to K.Y

I Never always get knocked hor....... Sometimes only.........Ok la alot la....... zzzzz

Lol..

As soon as the start of April things have been quite unlucky for me..
zzz

4...

hate that number..

Anyways.. i don't really have much energy to continue blogging to day.. I didn't eat lunch.. Need to make some noodles to keep me alive now..

zzzzz

Take care la..
 

Monday.

By Darren
No one loves Mondays...
I'm sure of it.. zzzzZZZ

Today was pretty slow going ..
Started at 10am today . Psychology first ay.

Actually its quite an interesting subject. Learning about the behaviour in kids now.
Did you know? That kids age 0-2 years view everything around it as if it was a thing? Even humans to it are .. THINGS..

Lol,
Its one of my fave subjects at the moment.
One of which i don't whip up my PSP and totally ignore the lecturer.

Anyways.. after that was Bio then Econs ( PSP TIME ) and lastly Physics....
Totally just went home at Physics..

Coz i have this motto~~
If u don't understand something when your awake.... Try understanding while asleep.
=D

Lol...
Anyways 4 more days till holidays ..
CAN'T WAIT!!

Gonna be crazy...
hehe~

MMM~ think thats about it for today..
nothing interesting so far in my life
=)

Oh oh oh oh!
Yes i remembered..!!

So.. last week.... i was walking to uni right..
wanted to cross the road..

Check out for cars...
Trucks..
Tanks..
Nope.. nothing... so i crossed... AND LOW AND BEHOLD..!

Darren got knocked over .. not by a CAR, nor a TRUCK, nor a MOTORCYCLE, BUT BY A FREAKING BICYCLE.==

*he flew*

totally hurt so much.
zzzz

Still got the bruises now...
That bike was SO FAST..

zzz

PAIN..

zzz

Thats it la...
Need to go cook dinner...

hungry..
><


take care..
 

Cleaning up~

By Darren
Lol~

Yes i know there's a lot of dust on my blog.
Been so lazy to blog ay~

mm but i'll try to write more often ba.

Yesterday was Earth Hour right..

SO grand. SO good.

So i was like excited to see how many people would turn off the lights right.
So i walked all the way from my apartment down to the main city streets to see.

Was with my phone like video'ing away.
8.25pm. Nothing..
8.30pm. Still nothing.

WAS SOO GAY! there was this other guy standing in the middle off the road hoping to catch a photo of the whole street going dark.

BUT NAH! no one turned off ..
Only Sky tower went off .

Its was UBER GAY.
zzz

Anyways on with my life..

Nothing new i guess..

Had to go grocery shopping yesterday.
Walked like 15-20 minutes walk just to go buy my groceries.

God..... it was the longest and most tiring 20 minutes of my life..
zzzz its hard without a car and carrying heavy groceries back all the way..

Body is totally hurting today..><

So uni...

Uni is alright i guess.. no assignments.. no work
hehe

The only thing i want to complain about .... is PHYSICS..
zzz

The only 2 reasons i took Food Science was to DODGE physics and ... i like food =D
BUT..... in the end... STILL HAVE TO DO PHYSICS! arghh! so boring and hard..

Good thing for PSP.. =P

mmmm~ anyways i guess nothing much to report..

Holi's almost coming up!
Yay!

Gonna go camping ... hohohho ..

can't wait..


take care
 

Long time no see

By Darren
Wow, i've been sucha lazy bum haven't i?

God..... 2009 March 15th already?

Time flies....

Well, to warm up the blog.. let's see..

OK updates!

Darren is now in UNIVERSITY OF AUCKLAND! yeah WOOT!

Majoring Bachelor Of Science , Food Science.

Hehe~ proud of myself... ahem*

Alright , so uni has been prrety busy lately ay. Alot of labs and tutorials which are driving me a bit nuts. But all good la... hehe..

Mm~~ moved into my apartment d. Its preeeety sweet. Close to town, not bad room, fully furnished kitchen, heck its almost like a hotel. hehe~ But a bit pricy =o

Mm~ what else.... well life for me in the pass ... i don't know... 3 months? Has been pretty chaotic , exciting and messy. ... Made alot of mistakes that i shouldn't have done.....

But well... i guess i'll get my retribution soon ba...
I deserve it....

Lets see... i think its already happening. =0

Yesterday when i was out got knocked over by an islander.. And HE is huge....==
Today got knocked over by a fast moving bike.... ==

I'm probably gonna get knocked over by something bigger soon ... hope i"m still alive by then =/

LOL~ anyways....

Life... is moving faster than i thought..
Things... are taking place faster than i anticipated..

But lol hey! 2009~ its a brand new year...

Looking forward to my new life this year...

=)
 

Back in Malaysia again..

By Darren
Wahlao first thing i said THE FIRST THING i said when i got down the plane...


Walao eh , Fucking hot......


My mum terus .........DARREN ........

==


Anyways stayed in Melaka for like two nights and then kuantan for another few nights...


Then back to Jb~

Hehe~

Haiz , was so so so so tired but when back still continued to go out everyday ~..
lol


Actually kinda very miss life in Auckland., not as hectic and fast as Malaysia, but at least can enjoy the slow pace of life la.. haha~

here its like 1 2 minutes and 1 day is gone...

damn fast..

sigh ...

dunno la~

But still kinda want to stay here for longer...

anyways nothing much happen..

even if there was also cannot put on blog =p


PERSONAL SPACE


hehe~

chill aite im off la... the previous blog took me quite sometime to put together hehe


anyways Vic continue to chill man, go skateboarding when i back yeah??
So wanna chill at Xiao Hong's place man~ thats like the one of the best times..

hehe~

Ken , nick~ Continue to rock la wey...

U guys are my besties la~ hehe XD kinda feel gay saying that..


everyone else u guys rock on..






um im not gonna die la... just feel skit emotional now hahah~~

maybe too long nvr blog d..

anyways chill ,, will be bakc soon la~ promise hehe















































I've sin alot....

alot alot...

hope that god will forgive me and the people that i hurt will too..

I'm sorry..
 

Hello China~

By Darren
e
Hello hello hello my dear blog.

I know u missed me alot.

Haha~

Yup i"m back yo after like forever.

So sorry been so so so so busy. Alot of people must've come on and sweared at my blog.
haha~

HOW COME SO LONG BO BIAN ONE????

haha~

Chill la...

OK la~

Slowly update u all on my life till now.


So been back in Malaysia for a month plus 10 days..

A long time kinda..

Alot alot of things happen and i did a lot of stupid things i guess..

==

Mmm~ lets see. First two weeks in Malaysia what did i do...

Go out ALOT.

Almost everyday.. OUT

damn~ was so freaking tired but was good la. Meet up with alot of frenz . Chilled a lot, and spent alot. haha~ but all good.

After that went off to China , Guilin.

Its damn freaking pretty there la~ Serious...

BUT..

NEW ZEALAND STILL OWNS , IN YOUR FACE CHINA!!!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAH~




Hehe ok i"ll try to remember my time in china la k.

En so first day upon reaching Guilin...

First day reaching.. WAS DAMN NICE WEATHER COZ IT WAS COLD.

felt like i was back in NZ again. Damn song weather haha while everyone was freezing their ass off i was like. SONG!

haha~

Anyways our first stop was to their like bumiputra kinda village.
Forgot the name of the tribes ppl i think its Mao or something . Anyways ... PICTURE




So these ppl have a custom ya.

That is their houses all have 3 floors.
1st floor for animals like cows and pigs like nick to stay =p

haha

2nd floor for the family..

and 3rd floor. hehe for the zha bo who are above 15 to stay .

Then their custom is the guys must climb to the 3rd floor without using stairs and clim from the outside to get the zha bo's lo.

haha funny but true. They cant use ladders too i think....

haha~ anyways.

They are friendly ppl la, better then the snoobish ppl in guangzhou and other rich parts of china la , fuckers all. but the ppl here not bad la ~ hehe

They entertained us with their 'mountain songs'

as seen here





Moutain song my foot....


More like scream our malaysian ears la.

Walao eh damn terror one their singing.

High pitch aunties singing mountain songs is just...... traumatic.

They some more call some of us to go out and sing o.. call can call others one ma..
why must ask me go le? ==

kenna pull out, damn sian lo. bo bian sporting abit.

Thought can use my WO KE YI MMMMMMONSTER KILL to win them...
fuuulamak . terus the aunties open full blast high pitch mountain techno....

sing lan a?? >>

haha~

anyways after that they treat us makan la.. not bad lor the food.





There was rice wine so was quite happy la =)

But the alcohol percentage is like pussy level la~ haha

Anyways after eating we went to do a bit of sightseeing lo~






The season there that time was winter ,

so may not be as nice as in summer or spring.

Actually if u look closly u can see the steppes of rice paddy plantations..

But its all been havest la, so not as nice.

hehe~


After the next few days went off to merry land la~

MM~ its actually a theme park but the freaking lame version of disney land la.

The name MERRY land is lame enough..
imagine the place.

haha~ but its quite beautiful outside la..

the hotel is nice too~





*Pro shot*
=p





Nice hor??? This is taken from inside the hotel.


Hehe anyways that day was more like just chill and playing the rides lor..

hehe~



BLUEK




I found out one thing on my trip..

Not only is china beautiful in its scenery..

Their english also DAMN beautiful ah~



Are u deeply moving with our service?

Oh , yeah sure, after reading this i'm moving all over..

Laughing my ass off

XD




After few days headed off tho Yangzhou... i think..


The place where all the scenery is..






Mum , Chris and David.












So we took a boat and went around looking at all these mountains.

There's alot alot ALOT of these there. Sui... but after awhile sianz..


haha~


Anyways we also went to watch this performance called 刘三姐。。。

its was OMGWTFBBQHOLYSHIT damn nice ah!!!

It consists of like 800 actors kinda..

its like huge scale la.. on water some more la!!
its like INSANE!!!


It was at night so couldnt take any photo's of the background la...

i can tell u.. its so worth the while to go over to Guilin just to watch the 1 hour half of performance.

TOO GOOD LA!



This is in the open.. with mountains at the background.. and its a lake their doing this on..

OK so u see the small small orange lights at the very back?

Those are people.. 1 dot 1 person..


Aiya its the almost the same as the beijing olympic, same director ma.. hehe

But not as nice but close...

Phew its breath taking man,, the background scenery and the sheer number of people performing at the same time.. onE word...

SIAO~

haha~


Last few days there were mostly in town la.. and visitng all the parks and stuff lor hehe~


Like elephant hill park..


It does kinda look like an elepant drinking water...............kinda.





Some statue.... forgot which idiot...



My sis and ShiShi

Shi Shi is the cutest la!!! ><

One of the tours family daughter,

She damn cute one la... aiyooooooo




Hehe after that back Malaysia....


Chill..


Next blog...


 

Gah...

By Darren
Lol~

Very tired, finally im back here, back in Jb.

Damn tired, will post the updates soon,

alot alot nia...

gah

dead
 

MA NEU KOUZIN !!!!!

By Darren
On the 18th of October 2008 , 10.30 am ...





A new life was born..
*dramatic music playing~*






A birth that would tremble the earth..







Shake the very barriers of humanity..








CHANGE THE WORLD FOREVER!!
O.O




Haha paiseh paiseh, need some drama in this undrama time of studies.
Hehe~

But STILL!!





NEW BORN, CUTE SS, ANGEL FACE, SMALL SS COUSIN....

...........ZEIN..........FUNG..!!







ta da*


ain't he kiut??!
zomg !! so CUTE!!







LOOK AT HIM!!! ARGGGHHH SO CUUUUTE!!!

@@

Hehe paiseh, i just love babies man~
They're so cute, but when they get to three, chaos...



but thats another story, for a very old Darren in the future to tell. =D

** KInda late on this post , coz just got the photo's and was busy so...

Hehe sorry Zein!! (' - ' )(-_ -)(' - ' )

But i still think they should have named you Zack...

Zein is like...... vein... hmmmmmm o.O

But all good.! hehe hope you will become a big boy , get a cool ss hairstyle and get ta gurls!!! haha!!

=p




*end*


 

ARMAGEDDON!!

By Darren
Yes yes yes!! ARMAGEDDON is here!!!!!

Hehe~ Today went ta Armageddon in town~ its a game , movie , anime, sci fi shit expo which is held every year~

IT WAS AWESOME!!!!

Hehe~ went ta town around 9 plus , wanted to go straight to the game expo , but then ............... 'THE STOMACH' called out to me~ it said................... BURGER KING , BURGER KING.

So Darren , the slave to his stomach had no choice but to obey its commands~ haha

So went to Bk~ Jason came a bit later after that..

Went and got my plane tickets , YAY!!!!!!!!!

heHE

And after went off to the expo~

Upon reaching, we saw an insane q....

INSANE I TELL U~

im sure it was almost 1 km in length of the q...

it was crazy~

Thank god to my fucking sharp eyesight , i saw Dany's bright as orange stripe shirt which he wears everyday from the front q , and hey............ CUT Q

heheheheh~ so didnt have to wait quite long b4 being able to get in....

it was 16 bucks per person~

Not too bad,
hehe~










Initially didnt really see much upon entering.....

then suddenly!




SPIDER SWINGED PAST ME!!! ..........and decided to use his legs and walk...

HAHA~


Besides the many new games available to play with and heaps of stuff to look and buy there was a lot of people who were doing cos play..

Like this one...

Guess which anime is she from...



or which movie this one is from?




haha~

there were alot of these cos players~

it was pretty cool and funny tho~

saw so many people in akatsuki clothes which looked very real to the ones in the animes and they dressed up as different characters, didnt manage take photo coz was lazy! hehe~

Anyways~ was looking around at the various games, two games interested me alot.

Gears of war 2 and Cod 5 ~ man they were awesome!!!!

but sad face =( , my pc cannot take the graphic torture,,,, damn it damn it damn it!!

SIGH~ but it was good to be able to try it out tho~ haha~

Walk walk walk~ saw............





PERVERTED BATMAN





MASTER CHIEF!!
this was one of the coolest!
besides akatsuki people tho =p



Was really looking forward to find fallout 3 tho~ unfortunately they suck and werent able to get the game~ LOSERS

but they did manage to set up a cool model tho~ hehe~





FOCUS ON THE MODEL ......... NOT VIC






FOCUS ON DARREN.......... NOT THE MODEL


=p

Other then all this stuff going on, there was free movies to watch too! which was quite awesome~
you could just walk in the theater and watch the movies playing on a not too shabby screen but it was a comfy theater~ hehe

tHE movies were ok i guess, other than movies there was some stage performances too~ which was not bad~ hehe but most people used the theater to rest... haha


After that went to play Dota as had nothing else to see...

GOOD GAME!

happy~!

Went to DE ji again for dinner

HAPPY~!

now Darren officially broke

WAKAO DAMN HAPPY AH~!

(>.<) So anyways~ went home afta.. hehe~ Last day of play ~ now...... its time to get serious.. and STUDY ALL I CAN TO FUCKING GET INTO UNI !!!! JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU!!!






 

One tree hill....

By Darren
Long time no bloggoo des!!!

How's everyone??

Was so busy lately kinda forgot about blogging~ hehe~

Anyways i"m back! and i"m gonna do a combo blog today! haha!

=D

To start off, lets go back to last saturday....

Last Saturday was one of my school mate Jessica's birthday~ so we decided to have a BBQ gathering to celebrate..



Beautiful day, beautiful weather~ good day for a BBQ! =)




SUMMER IS COMING! Which is one of the reasons why the sun is out so much this day! hehe~ found some sakura trees growing ~

and guess what

we shaked them and tried to take photo's acting as if we were in anime......


FAILED.


haha~

Its was 20 bucks per person~ and i must say there was a LOT of food, too much good food man~! PHEW!



BBQ pit




HUNGRY BASTARDS WAITING FOR THE FOOD....=P


Haha~ but all good, at first we had some pizza's to eat . DOMINO'S ! yum me 2nd favorite pizza!! hehe~ First is hell's pizza which is.............UHLALALA!

Another food story for another time~ =)

Anyways~ after some pizza's i was filled suddenly with bursting energy and had to find something to do....

so........ we were looking around.......

we= me , vic , xiao hong.... others too busy eating.

HAHA~ we were looking around, and notice, hey.... there's a lot of pigeons ay~

SO WE STARTED OPERATION **CATCH THE PEGEON**

its a highly skilled mission which involves both speed and agility as well as the precision in the capturing.............. this is only carried out by the most specialised ways. which involves tracking, sneaking, and finally the insane wacking of a huge as tree branch....

Haha~ soz being lame....

After awhile china Sam and Gavin and his sis reached ... they bought Jessica's present which was a huge toilet sit with sam's face all over it...

haha~ and they brought with them FUNKY GLASSES!!

SO WE ALL GOT FUNKY!!!!




XIAO HONG ACTING COOL




VIC BEING GANGSTA



ME BEING.........GAY


HAHA~ anyways~ after that felt bored, so Jason said he'll drive us back to get our skateboards and shit! haha~ so i was like YAH MAN!!!

SKATEBOARD TIME........... lululu

Til around 3 plus~ all the BBQ was done, everyone was filled and happy, cake eaten ready to go...

Xiao Shanghai said~ COME GO PLAY DOTA....

those golden words............... *o*


hahahaha~ so Me , vic, xiao hong, and xiao Shanghai went off to the city to play some Dota,

Lost ffs~

but all good~ '

hehe~

After that went to have De Ji~ CURRY CHICKEN!!! YAHOO!!!!

happy happy happy, but broke broke broke =(

hehe~ went home after, and tired, exhausted .....

but netherless , had a great day~ ^^


















**end**
























WHAT U LOOKIN AT .... PUNK?
 

Virus season

By Darren
The question i wanna ask now is,

why the heck am i getting all these viruses now (>.<)




Lately my pc had been infected with a pretty annoying virus..
This is what the virus does...


**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**
**Your computer has been infected**

OF COZ I NOE ITS INFECTED! UR THE BLOODY VIRUS!!

fuck~

Thank god for download.com tho~
at least now got rid of the shit d...

Damn~

Ok so whats new with me...


Actually think about it~

nothing really..

what a boring life u have Darren.......... zzzzzz

well been studying more than usual.
doing more calculus than i ever have in my life......................... hey 2 hours is a loooooonnng time..

haha~

MAN~

These few weeks are gonna suck so bad...gonna study study study....

DAMN


but anyways~

Kinda looking forward to ending my exams and shit. haha~

Then can be home free d...

Countdown check~ whoa!

left with 45 days~~

NICE!!!

Peeps back at JB look out!!!!

Darren is coming back !!!!!!!!!

heheheh~
 

wtf.....WTF

By Darren
Wtf...............

Honestly , wtf.

Here's the thing.

Me was skateboarding with my mate yesterday at skatepark.

I fucking can go down fucking skatepark slopes now!!!!

YUESH!!!!!!!!!

POWER~!!!! STRENGTH!~!!!!

WOZZZAHHHHHHHH~~!! ZOOM~!! PZZZZTZOOMPAAA!!!!!

............forgive me.. i fell once ..


hahaha~ anyways going back to my mates house , it was fucking 6pm and fucking vic is still fucking sleeping.



***THIS PART OF THE BLOG IS DEDICATED TO VIC***


the fuck is wrong with u man??! fucking stop sleeping so much !!! u fucking pussy~









( no hard feelings? ^^)

**END**


Alright so Vic got up soon after we got back, and then we had Hong Kong small cook!!
香港小厨。。

its this awesome eatery, and its specialties are of coz hong kong dishes which are aawwwwsome.

Anyways thanks Vic and Kyle for the dinner ! =]

After a long day of skateboarding and having bruisers all over me fragile body, i decided to go back home and lie down. . . . . .




Suddenly....



it came......






THE PHONE CALL OF DEATH~~!!!!!!! o.O











haha just kidding, its just Jason who called.

The dude said Jing, Jessica and Ryan wanted to come over and drink booze.

i was like what??! booze?? 小弟弟小妹妹wanna come drink booze when 酒鬼is here???!

but anyways~

they reallly came over so we really went to buy booze, didn't get anything strong just some baby booze,

**baby booze=booze for girls= booze for pussys

Coz well its the girls who wanted to drink,

girls......


well not really attractive girls if i should say..

ahem~




back to the story, so Jason and his lame-mobile said only 4 ppl can fit into his car, save petrol...

save money..


tipical china guy ay

haha~

so yeah fine the girls and ryan get in the car, me Vic and kyle will fucking skate there...


where??


where else to drink booze..


skatepark!!


haha~

whoa and i tell u , skateboarding at the skatepark is sooo scary at night, can't see shit, but still can see abit due to the moonlight.

Had some puss booze, skate around.

awesome fun...

haha but was soooooooo tired man~

was like skating the whole fucking day.


damym~





haha ~ and another damnym~ dude ur fucking left with 30 days till exam ah!!!





WAKAO!! DIE


jia you Darren u mutha fucking lazy as bitch.

 

Fucking weather

By Darren
Fuck the fucking fucked up fucking weather ,bloody fucker fucks the fuck outta fucking fuck off fucking fuck!!!!

#!@%^

The weather really is annoying, i really want to go out and skate and stuff, but it keeps raining lately!!

argh!!

Idun wanna be a pig and be at home all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>=d





I WANNA SKATE U MUTHA FUCKING WEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






sigh.......



sorry for swearing , kinda pissed off coz was looking forward to go skate these few days.



HEY!!


KNOW WHAT?!


DOTA 6.55 OUT D!!!!!!!


WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!




but gay~
the whole map looks a whore's cunt.

Fucking resized the map to a mammoth now, looks like horse crap~


Damn you icefrog!!!!!




Anyways the new hero's are cool tho,
esp Captain Jacksparrow a.k.a KUNKKA

haha!


This is more like a angry post,

sorry guys but i needed a place to vent my fustration.


one more thing that keeps aggitating me.





Freaking hair!!


argh~! gonna cut u off if u dun behave!!!!!!!!!


SIT!!!!







*mad*




Lol~

#!&*!&^@??!
 

Dinner on sea~

By Darren
Hey hey~ how's u all?? Hope u"all doing good ay~

Leave a msg if u visit =)

Anyways~

Yesterday~ which is Sunday~
My mate Jing me and my mates received an invitation to go aboard her dad's ship to have dinner!!



(Overlooking of my idiotic looking fren , Xiao Hong =p)


Yup that's like half the size of the ship only! =O



Haha~ its huge as~
Maybe not as huge as titanic but hey~
I got a chance to go on! =p

Her dad is like some captain of the ship, apparently is a recon ship~
Used when they were china launched the rocket thingy~

Yeap, china~ haha




The ship is actually real real huge, can't even feel the rocking of the sea, feels no different from being on land actually haha~

The ship has like 3-4 of these huge satelite thingys~
Imagine that`

haha~

Felt quite honoured to be able to be invited to go, because all the people who turned up were those filthy rich , wealthy ,big named chinese people in Auckland wearing their suits and ties. And then there's this huge bunch of youths wearing the average clothes looking like a bunch of holigans~

Was so so so underdressed for the occasion ==

Well there was a bout 100 people who went for the dinner thingy~
So yeah ~ about only 12 of us youth in our casual garbs wheras everyone's in their best clothes (>.<)

Anyways~ Making our way into the ship~
the first thing i noticed is that there's heaps of patrotic writtings all over the ship, which really goes to show how much china people love china, like really REALLY love.


== Kinda creepy tho~

Haha~ Dinner started, was buffet style, not as grand as expected , but no less predicted coming from china. haha~


Food was ok tho~ but too much fried stuff.

However what was worse was the bloody booze.

NEVER EVER DRINK BOOZE BEFORE FINDING OUT HOW MUCH ALCOHOL PERCENTAGE IS CONTAINED!!

Bloody had like 7-9 cups of it and fucking felt nothing but full. COZ IT WAS BLOODY 3%!! %!%#@^ Bloody wasted my stomach space..

And the wine was horrible. grrr~



Booze-disaster


After having a bit to eat, there was some performances, which were actually quite good. But you know la, having so many older folks there, they will perform those dances and all the old high-as-pitch songs.

Some singers were real good, like can do real high pitch, and nice.

Some..... weren't that good, but that provided an even better entertainment. Esp this boy who was singing 江湖一条龙by王李洪.... hahahahahah~
honestly that was the best coz he sang with 100% energy and ump, but -100% skill hahahah it was so funny, everyone was like =O


haha~ must have been out at sea for too long..... had too much sea water to drink.


haha After like few more good performances, the dinner finished.



Then go home lor~~~


Hehe~ Sigh exams coming up so soon, left with one more week of holi!!






Damn!! worried ! (>.<)




God help me~~~~ +o+
 

Holidays have started!

By Darren
Hey hey hey~ wassup people ~

Thanks for choosing exodus blogs to entertain yourself while you have nothing better to do.............................bwahahahahahahah!!!


JOKES!

xD

Yup so what's new with me, holidays have started as shown on the title.
Day 4 of the holidays, yup yup

So lets see,

Day 1 of holidays , Saturday

Darren went skating !! =D
yes he is now currently learning how to skateboard!
Hehe~ Now he's doing quite well in terms of skating here and there, just gotta work on brakes!

=]

Went to the skatepark near my mates place, skate abit, but soon felt quite pressurised,
all the people there so pro (>.<)
Even a small kid not even 6 can do tricks and skate even better than i can =d

Damn~ but nevermind~ i"m gonna train thru the holi's whenever i"m free!!
I wanna be a skater!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH~

Day 2 Sunday,

Went to church as usual, met up with some friends , went home and play games, just chill~
Nothing interesting.

Day 3 Monday,

Went out at 12am at night to go train my driving with my mate
Hehe~ i"m getting the hand of controlling highers speeds now, can do good turnings now~ =D
Another few more lessons and i"m on the road y'all woot woot!

Day 4 Tuesday~ TODAY

Can finally skate properly to my mates place, am able to control acceleration without losing balance and can control my directions better! =D
SO happy ! =]

Bought heaps off snacks today from Pak'n save since was bored so decided what the heck walk a bit more with my mates to get cheaper snacks =)


So anyways~ looking at the countdown left with 61 days be able to go back home!!
^^

Man so looking forward to go back,
,family,food, mates, fun fun fun~ =D

But yeah still have to go thru this hard stage of undergoing the final exams TT

but i will definately overcome it!!!!!! =/
Gambateh~


Going study now, will keep u guys posted
=)
 

A day on a farm..

By Darren
Hey ssup guys~

How's life ay? good bad? Tell me there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
yeah? *-^

Anyways~ went to a farm yesterday.

Was a bio trip, had to get up damn early in the morning like 6 plus kinda, was sooooooo sleepy @@

Anyways Sam gave me a ride to school, reached about around 7.45.

Bus left around 7.05 , kinda. haha


So was playing tekken 5 on psp with my mate, as it was a 40 minute journey~
haha~ Tekken 5 on psp is awesome!! So glad i got a psp~ hehe =]

Anyways after 40 minutes plus reached a place called Kumue~
Have no idea what so ever where it is, only the fact that its a showground for farms.

Reached , saw like this the students from other schools there,
i was like WHOA~

farm people!!

Honestly most of them look not that bright ==

and there was this gaybo who was white and tall as wearing short shorts and wearing gum boots.



Definately grew up in a farm ==

Haha~ anyways started off with some breakfast, was like heaps of stuff on a table for us to grab and go, took a bit , whilst the afgany girl from my class like grab the food as if she had never eaten b4, i was like o.O

haha~ proceeded to the dairy module.
Was boring as~ she went on blurburing about the importance of farming and shit in the country blah blah blah ` BORING !

Then next went to the business section of farming and agriculture, was not bad~ the dude said something that really inspired me to think.

"I sucked a calculus and bio
"but i sure loved farming
"now i earn more than an average lawyer earns

i was like , FUCK THAT~ IM DOING FARMING~
haha =p

But hey~ i"m not bad at farming............. well in respect to DoTA , ahaha!!

Anyways~ he and another guy were quite homourous so all good.

Next was the cow labelling~

MAN THOSE COWS WERE HUGE.

they like showed us how they labeled and recorded the cows, as agricuture esp dairy industry in NZ is like the main source of income ~ that's why they had to do all these stuff real well if they wanted to make a mark in the world and hold it there.

The horn sounded~ was lunch time =0

Lunch was gay~ the sandwiches were aweful but there was still alot of the leftovers from the breakfast which was real GOOD~

haha~ me and my mates ate that till we were full leaving everyone with the sucky sandwiches! hehe =X

Next was a rather interesting module

Disection of a freshly dead lamb~

Not to tasteful ay~ the first sight of it made me wanna puke.
But soon after, wearing gloves and listening to the person explaning whilst having a feel of the corpse really gave me a new sense of interest towards atonomy~

Its was really cool to be honest mucking around and knowing why and how this lamb ate and lived like~ it was real fun =D

Although i dun know if it were the same if i were to look at the corpse of a dead person, but that had really been a cool experiance for me =]

Lastly was the sheep shearing and dreanching.
Basically shearing means shaving of the wool~ and dreanching means feeding it some anti-pesticide liquid.

It was quite cool~ found out that sheep............ are dumb creatures
haha~

Had an inter team competition listened to a bit of blabber from the organisers ,the went home.

Overall, it was a cool experiance actually =]

But i dun think i will move towards agricuture,

But probably...................... forensics!

o.O

that would be cool!

haha








bye
 

=p

By Darren









boo....
 

Finally!! FFS!!

By Darren
Yes finally finished the blog-mods!

FFS took long enough!

Kept coming up with the error box we cannot send your request.


Bloody internet! >o<



Anyways~

Last week of school! YAY =]

But then would've to start studying for the bloody exams ......... DAMNYM~

6 more weeks till NCEA and i"m still relaxing and chilling, man~ so DEAD

=(

But other than that i guess its all good, been thinking about the future lately,
REALLY REALLY REALLY need to get into Uni of Auckland, NO MATTER WHAT!

grr~

Wanna do either engineering in chemicals and materials or food tech.

But to get in engineering need bloody 240 credits!! argh~!!!!

-god help me-

@@


Sigh then gotta think about where i gonna stay next year to flat or to stay in a uni lodge,
whether i can get into AU or not, what if i can't all this kinda shit been flooding my mind lately.


Kinda getting really worried actually. =(

But yeah , at least there's another 70 more days till i go back ! =D

That's one thing worth celebrating about ! HAHAHAHAH

Can't wait actually, but then the weather in Malaysia is dreadful, don't really know whether i"ll be able to take the heat after being to adapted to the weather here >3<

Don't have any rather interesting things to talk about in this post , because nothing really interesting happened ==

Will keep you all updated tho if anything happens =)
 

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By Darren
Damn~ in the process of modding blog






damnit so complicated




bloody hell













grr
 

BBQ holiday!

By Darren
Hahahahahah~ HAPPY BELATED MOONCAKE FESTIVAL EVERYONE! =3

Was at my mates place for 3 days and 2 nights.
Xiao Hong's house again ~ heheh.

Was awesome oi~

1.Friends
2.Age of Empires
3.Crazy Mexican ( Got bored of it tho, not strong enuf =x)
4.BBQ GALORE!!

Haham went on Thursday night after having a hair cut, from town went to his place by bus.
It takes freaking AN HOUR to get to his place by bus, and he takes it back and forth from school everyday, dun know how he survives =S

Anyways, didn't do much the first night, There was me, Xiao Hong, Vic , Kyle, Sam and Jason there, of coz there was his sister and hahahahaha xiao hong's pa!

Xiao Hong's pa is awesome man!!

Hehe anyways, second day started cleaning up , bought beer and the food.
Around like 12 plus, man everyone flooded in.
The house was suddenly filled with people.
Total head count 15 people!!

Haha good thing Xiao Hong's place big enough.
Anyways after having some BBQ done by my friends and having their full , most of them made their way home in the afternoon, leaving me, Xiao Hong ( its his place right ?==) , Vic , Kyle and Jason.

HAHAHAHAHAHA then the master BBQ master came down and say,
噢~杂人都走了哦?可以开始烤了~

haha~ his Dad damn 奸but damn 酷。

lol~ Anyways so the BBQ master started to BBQ the stuff and man was it good,
not saying my friends didn't do a good job earlier on, but when compared its, heaven and suck-like-shit, hahahaha~ no offence. *peace* =3

Anyways had some good BBQ some round of drinks, ( unfortunately by alcohol level has went up so didn't have the pleasure of enjoying it) =( ,

Heheh then at night started to play Age of empires 2 , damn old game, but hey!
Classic...

HEHE

Next day, woke up~ cleaned up because another round of people were coming, this time was Kyle' friend, and some of Xiao Hong's sister's friends.

Had BBQ again , lol but of coz, the master did it so ALL GOOD! =D

Coz the dad was so nice help us do the food, we all said he very 帅,
then he will always reply啊, 人家都那么说。。

hahahahah laughed my ass off, his dad damn 台 one ~

after some BBQ to replinish energy went to the park with, skateboarding and cycling, haha~
just doing what boys like to do, PLAY! hehe~

Had some fun and played till tired, then after that went back for more BBQ==

HAHA~ but its good la~
Had sooooo much fun with Xiao Hong's family and me friends, wish times like that would go by slowly~ =(

Anyways~ hehe hope for another BBQ at his place~ !

HAHA~ THANKS XIAO HONG FOR LETTING US STAY AT UR PLACE, AND TO YOUR DAD FOR THE BBQ!









g2g now~ hungry as~~ hehe