I"m a broke as mother fucker now.

By Darren
Yes as the title goes...
I truly am..

Don't believe?? Check out my snapshot of my bank account..





Awesome ay??
I can get a negative on my account.. awesome shit..

So lets check the fridge and see what i got left..... oh yeah NOTHING..
==


GGGGGG

Alright so i got out my small change bag.
Lets see..

Alright got like 6 bucks..
Bought 2 packets of big as noodles
which shud last me 2 meals..

Considering i don't eat lunch.

MMMM...
4 sausages 1 pasta and 1 small packet of mee goreng.

Yup so Darren can still live for about 1 day and a half then he will STARVE to death..
How awesome..


zzzzzz

Lol..
But no matter what happens! I WILL SURVIVE!!!
ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!

lol..

Reply to K.Y

I Never always get knocked hor....... Sometimes only.........Ok la alot la....... zzzzz

Lol..

As soon as the start of April things have been quite unlucky for me..
zzz

4...

hate that number..

Anyways.. i don't really have much energy to continue blogging to day.. I didn't eat lunch.. Need to make some noodles to keep me alive now..

zzzzz

Take care la..
 

Monday.

By Darren
No one loves Mondays...
I'm sure of it.. zzzzZZZ

Today was pretty slow going ..
Started at 10am today . Psychology first ay.

Actually its quite an interesting subject. Learning about the behaviour in kids now.
Did you know? That kids age 0-2 years view everything around it as if it was a thing? Even humans to it are .. THINGS..

Lol,
Its one of my fave subjects at the moment.
One of which i don't whip up my PSP and totally ignore the lecturer.

Anyways.. after that was Bio then Econs ( PSP TIME ) and lastly Physics....
Totally just went home at Physics..

Coz i have this motto~~
If u don't understand something when your awake.... Try understanding while asleep.
=D

Lol...
Anyways 4 more days till holidays ..
CAN'T WAIT!!

Gonna be crazy...
hehe~

MMM~ think thats about it for today..
nothing interesting so far in my life
=)

Oh oh oh oh!
Yes i remembered..!!

So.. last week.... i was walking to uni right..
wanted to cross the road..

Check out for cars...
Trucks..
Tanks..
Nope.. nothing... so i crossed... AND LOW AND BEHOLD..!

Darren got knocked over .. not by a CAR, nor a TRUCK, nor a MOTORCYCLE, BUT BY A FREAKING BICYCLE.==

*he flew*

totally hurt so much.
zzzz

Still got the bruises now...
That bike was SO FAST..

zzz

PAIN..

zzz

Thats it la...
Need to go cook dinner...

hungry..
><


take care..
 

Cleaning up~

By Darren
Lol~

Yes i know there's a lot of dust on my blog.
Been so lazy to blog ay~

mm but i'll try to write more often ba.

Yesterday was Earth Hour right..

SO grand. SO good.

So i was like excited to see how many people would turn off the lights right.
So i walked all the way from my apartment down to the main city streets to see.

Was with my phone like video'ing away.
8.25pm. Nothing..
8.30pm. Still nothing.

WAS SOO GAY! there was this other guy standing in the middle off the road hoping to catch a photo of the whole street going dark.

BUT NAH! no one turned off ..
Only Sky tower went off .

Its was UBER GAY.
zzz

Anyways on with my life..

Nothing new i guess..

Had to go grocery shopping yesterday.
Walked like 15-20 minutes walk just to go buy my groceries.

God..... it was the longest and most tiring 20 minutes of my life..
zzzz its hard without a car and carrying heavy groceries back all the way..

Body is totally hurting today..><

So uni...

Uni is alright i guess.. no assignments.. no work
hehe

The only thing i want to complain about .... is PHYSICS..
zzz

The only 2 reasons i took Food Science was to DODGE physics and ... i like food =D
BUT..... in the end... STILL HAVE TO DO PHYSICS! arghh! so boring and hard..

Good thing for PSP.. =P

mmmm~ anyways i guess nothing much to report..

Holi's almost coming up!
Yay!

Gonna go camping ... hohohho ..

can't wait..


take care
 

Long time no see

By Darren
Wow, i've been sucha lazy bum haven't i?

God..... 2009 March 15th already?

Time flies....

Well, to warm up the blog.. let's see..

OK updates!

Darren is now in UNIVERSITY OF AUCKLAND! yeah WOOT!

Majoring Bachelor Of Science , Food Science.

Hehe~ proud of myself... ahem*

Alright , so uni has been prrety busy lately ay. Alot of labs and tutorials which are driving me a bit nuts. But all good la... hehe..

Mm~~ moved into my apartment d. Its preeeety sweet. Close to town, not bad room, fully furnished kitchen, heck its almost like a hotel. hehe~ But a bit pricy =o

Mm~ what else.... well life for me in the pass ... i don't know... 3 months? Has been pretty chaotic , exciting and messy. ... Made alot of mistakes that i shouldn't have done.....

But well... i guess i'll get my retribution soon ba...
I deserve it....

Lets see... i think its already happening. =0

Yesterday when i was out got knocked over by an islander.. And HE is huge....==
Today got knocked over by a fast moving bike.... ==

I'm probably gonna get knocked over by something bigger soon ... hope i"m still alive by then =/

LOL~ anyways....

Life... is moving faster than i thought..
Things... are taking place faster than i anticipated..

But lol hey! 2009~ its a brand new year...

Looking forward to my new life this year...

=)
 

Back in Malaysia again..

By Darren
Wahlao first thing i said THE FIRST THING i said when i got down the plane...


Walao eh , Fucking hot......


My mum terus .........DARREN ........

==


Anyways stayed in Melaka for like two nights and then kuantan for another few nights...


Then back to Jb~

Hehe~

Haiz , was so so so so tired but when back still continued to go out everyday ~..
lol


Actually kinda very miss life in Auckland., not as hectic and fast as Malaysia, but at least can enjoy the slow pace of life la.. haha~

here its like 1 2 minutes and 1 day is gone...

damn fast..

sigh ...

dunno la~

But still kinda want to stay here for longer...

anyways nothing much happen..

even if there was also cannot put on blog =p


PERSONAL SPACE


hehe~

chill aite im off la... the previous blog took me quite sometime to put together hehe


anyways Vic continue to chill man, go skateboarding when i back yeah??
So wanna chill at Xiao Hong's place man~ thats like the one of the best times..

hehe~

Ken , nick~ Continue to rock la wey...

U guys are my besties la~ hehe XD kinda feel gay saying that..


everyone else u guys rock on..






um im not gonna die la... just feel skit emotional now hahah~~

maybe too long nvr blog d..

anyways chill ,, will be bakc soon la~ promise hehe















































I've sin alot....

alot alot...

hope that god will forgive me and the people that i hurt will too..

I'm sorry..
 

Hello China~

By Darren
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Hello hello hello my dear blog.

I know u missed me alot.

Haha~

Yup i"m back yo after like forever.

So sorry been so so so so busy. Alot of people must've come on and sweared at my blog.
haha~

HOW COME SO LONG BO BIAN ONE????

haha~

Chill la...

OK la~

Slowly update u all on my life till now.


So been back in Malaysia for a month plus 10 days..

A long time kinda..

Alot alot of things happen and i did a lot of stupid things i guess..

==

Mmm~ lets see. First two weeks in Malaysia what did i do...

Go out ALOT.

Almost everyday.. OUT

damn~ was so freaking tired but was good la. Meet up with alot of frenz . Chilled a lot, and spent alot. haha~ but all good.

After that went off to China , Guilin.

Its damn freaking pretty there la~ Serious...

BUT..

NEW ZEALAND STILL OWNS , IN YOUR FACE CHINA!!!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAH~




Hehe ok i"ll try to remember my time in china la k.

En so first day upon reaching Guilin...

First day reaching.. WAS DAMN NICE WEATHER COZ IT WAS COLD.

felt like i was back in NZ again. Damn song weather haha while everyone was freezing their ass off i was like. SONG!

haha~

Anyways our first stop was to their like bumiputra kinda village.
Forgot the name of the tribes ppl i think its Mao or something . Anyways ... PICTURE




So these ppl have a custom ya.

That is their houses all have 3 floors.
1st floor for animals like cows and pigs like nick to stay =p

haha

2nd floor for the family..

and 3rd floor. hehe for the zha bo who are above 15 to stay .

Then their custom is the guys must climb to the 3rd floor without using stairs and clim from the outside to get the zha bo's lo.

haha funny but true. They cant use ladders too i think....

haha~ anyways.

They are friendly ppl la, better then the snoobish ppl in guangzhou and other rich parts of china la , fuckers all. but the ppl here not bad la ~ hehe

They entertained us with their 'mountain songs'

as seen here





Moutain song my foot....


More like scream our malaysian ears la.

Walao eh damn terror one their singing.

High pitch aunties singing mountain songs is just...... traumatic.

They some more call some of us to go out and sing o.. call can call others one ma..
why must ask me go le? ==

kenna pull out, damn sian lo. bo bian sporting abit.

Thought can use my WO KE YI MMMMMMONSTER KILL to win them...
fuuulamak . terus the aunties open full blast high pitch mountain techno....

sing lan a?? >>

haha~

anyways after that they treat us makan la.. not bad lor the food.





There was rice wine so was quite happy la =)

But the alcohol percentage is like pussy level la~ haha

Anyways after eating we went to do a bit of sightseeing lo~






The season there that time was winter ,

so may not be as nice as in summer or spring.

Actually if u look closly u can see the steppes of rice paddy plantations..

But its all been havest la, so not as nice.

hehe~


After the next few days went off to merry land la~

MM~ its actually a theme park but the freaking lame version of disney land la.

The name MERRY land is lame enough..
imagine the place.

haha~ but its quite beautiful outside la..

the hotel is nice too~





*Pro shot*
=p





Nice hor??? This is taken from inside the hotel.


Hehe anyways that day was more like just chill and playing the rides lor..

hehe~



BLUEK




I found out one thing on my trip..

Not only is china beautiful in its scenery..

Their english also DAMN beautiful ah~



Are u deeply moving with our service?

Oh , yeah sure, after reading this i'm moving all over..

Laughing my ass off

XD




After few days headed off tho Yangzhou... i think..


The place where all the scenery is..






Mum , Chris and David.












So we took a boat and went around looking at all these mountains.

There's alot alot ALOT of these there. Sui... but after awhile sianz..


haha~


Anyways we also went to watch this performance called 刘三姐。。。

its was OMGWTFBBQHOLYSHIT damn nice ah!!!

It consists of like 800 actors kinda..

its like huge scale la.. on water some more la!!
its like INSANE!!!


It was at night so couldnt take any photo's of the background la...

i can tell u.. its so worth the while to go over to Guilin just to watch the 1 hour half of performance.

TOO GOOD LA!



This is in the open.. with mountains at the background.. and its a lake their doing this on..

OK so u see the small small orange lights at the very back?

Those are people.. 1 dot 1 person..


Aiya its the almost the same as the beijing olympic, same director ma.. hehe

But not as nice but close...

Phew its breath taking man,, the background scenery and the sheer number of people performing at the same time.. onE word...

SIAO~

haha~


Last few days there were mostly in town la.. and visitng all the parks and stuff lor hehe~


Like elephant hill park..


It does kinda look like an elepant drinking water...............kinda.





Some statue.... forgot which idiot...



My sis and ShiShi

Shi Shi is the cutest la!!! ><

One of the tours family daughter,

She damn cute one la... aiyooooooo




Hehe after that back Malaysia....


Chill..


Next blog...


 

Gah...

By Darren
Lol~

Very tired, finally im back here, back in Jb.

Damn tired, will post the updates soon,

alot alot nia...

gah

dead